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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Spandex is your friend!

Should the post Christmas wardrobe leave something to be desired, remember this:  2% SPANDEX IS YOUR FRIEND!

This delightful, mere, 2% can make all the difference in fitting around the surprisingly enlarged size of your butt or that ‘muffin top’ which appeared out of no where (yah … right).

Should you be needing more ‘encouragement’ than the 2% spandex rule, also remember that a spray bottle filled with water is an even better friend!  A light spraying around those ‘suddenly snug’ areas, a few deep knee bends, and voila!  You feel almost back to normal.

No need to thank me … unless you really want to.

H

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